So a few summers back (like 7) a few friends and I decided to go to a waterpark. I can't even remember what inspired this trip. One member of the group had a pool so the need to go to a park wasn't even necessary.
It was also a very odd dynamic if I remember correctly two females and 4 guys. 1 ex boyfriend and 2 guys that were pursuing the others ex a regular Dawsons Creek scenario.
I think it all stemmed from hanging out so much together. We were all just very comfortable and so people grew attached to each other. The girl everyone was pursuing was also very... "innocent". That innocence led her to be uncomfortable in some sexual type situations? Again treading lightly, though we don't speak all that often I still consider us friends and don't want to hurt feelings. This is how I percieve the situation now, how I remember it in my own head. We all re-write our own history to suit our needs.
We were at the water park, she was in a new two piece bikini. We were all at the top of a water slide.
Nope not that type.
It was like the type you see at county fairs and you ride down in a burlap sack, but with water. The type of slide really isn't important. Maybe just for vantage point purposes. I'm not a fan of heights but once I get up there I'm usually ready to come down so I slide down first. Apparently as I was letting the not fully watered slide rub my butt raw the other girl was having a bit of a fit due to the height? Not sure I really don't know what the delay was.
I know I had time to get to the bottom stand against the railing and watch the girl that I was interested in come down.
And it was as if I had Scott Baio's powers from Zapped. Her boobs popped right out. There was no mistaking it they were out there. I turned away as quickly as my brain would allow. Everyone else came down from the slide. Which sucked everyone had suffered from the lack of water on the slide. I was struggling with how to address what I'd seen. Do I say something? If not I may get another peek. But others may also see she could end up being really embarrassed. I started walking slowly so that I could ask my buddy his opinion and we agreed the best course of action was to tell her.
I pulled her forward with me to separate her from the other girl with us so that I could tell her discretely. I informed her as politely as I could (to my recollection) that maybe she should be careful on the slides, her top may be a bit bigger than she required.
Well very similar to everything I've ever said to any woman I had any kind of emotional investment in, that was wrong. I've come to the conclusion that there is never a right thing to say to a woman, only varying conditions of wrongness.
She took offense told me I was making up the entire thing. It kind of pissed me off. I think it pissed her off that I'd gotten to see, but hey that wasn't my fault. Pretty sure we did a few more things and then took off I don't recall that. I did have a blow-out on the way home, a very friendly cop saw the whole thing told me I handled it great (cops like me, I think it's the fact that I was constantly pulled over in my youth I learned to talk to them in a manner they appreciate).
A month or two later the entire group was at her pool and we were doing the dumb water jousting thing.
One person would sit on anothers shoulders trying to knock them off. At some point in the epic brawl she was knocked over. Her top, the same top, came off luckily for her she was positioned in a way that nobody got to see, from the front. But it gave me a sense of ah-ha I told you so.
Now Phoebe Cates.
Cause how can you talk about this subject without showing this scene No scenes in this film actually occurred in real life.
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